Shahrukh Khan eyeing "Chandrayan-2" to promote his next mega-budget movie

The man is never short of promotional ideas. Shahrukh Khan, in a press interview with Faking News has provided some insight into his 'next big thing' which would probably kick the minds and asses of average Indian in 2015. The glittery Khan has announced to promote his 'Dream-Project 2' by organizing a journey to space.

After the moderate success of Ra.One, a miffed Shahrukh felt that it was the misdeeds of his promoters who could not promote the movie like it should have been done. There were reports that people were emerging who had no idea about his upcoming movie and such soul-churning incidents were reported a mere fortnight prior to the release date of Ra.One. 

"The next time," said Shahrukh in the press summon, "I would have all the reigns of promotion. We would start filing applications with the ISRO, the space research organization in-charge of launching Chandraya, as soon as the final shot is oaky-ed. At the same time to avoid any risk of denial form ISRO, we would file petitions in Supreme Court demanding it be given as their fundamental right to promote their movie in which ever way they like. And I know, we will achieve the task in the end. Allah-wali."

When asked about his next venture and whether it would have any relation with 'space adventuring', Shahrukh explained that it would not be any issue if the script has to fit the spaceship modality as the team is looking for added advantages that may result in. Like, he explained, there is every chance to have an encounter with some Alien-masses who could    be the potential customers and thus added fan-base.

Faking News inquired if in case the Aliens are encountered, would they know him as Shahrukh; to which, he quipped "I have already said there is no one in any space or time, who would not know Shahrukh. Also, given the possible fear of attacks from Aliens as was reported by elite IndiaTv, I would take some DVDs of Ra.One and which would make the Aliens realize that Earthly inhabitants are a species not to mess with as they would kick some ass like I did to Ra.One."

Shahrukh is soon to begin shooting for the film once the script is ready. He also announced to donate his Ra.One outfit to none other than Chetan Bhagat so that the bad-ass actor may find some defense the next time he is pounded by Aamir Khan, who is not merely an enemy to Shahrukh but also a friend to Shahrukh's enemy Salman.