"Madhuri soon to move back to California since India isn't the same"

While the media buzz had not stopped from humming since the Bollywood queen Madhuri Dixit moved back to India with her family, Mrs. Nene has decided to ponder going back to United States. The reasons, as she puts herself, are obvious and blaring at your face: "This country, bhaisaab, is not the one I had left. a lot has changed."

Madhuri had been summoned to launch a mobile model at a local shop in Mumbai, when she, out of sheer joy, proclaimed 'Bombay' instead of 'Mumbai'. Hints are that there were some MNS workers who had been employed to make arrangements for the small felicitation and then what followed was furore. Madhuri was dumbstuck to find that 'tejaab' has been poured over the usage of this Portuguese mispronounced 'Bombay'.

Thought the MNS workers were convinced after the apologies were given by the shop owner Mr. Chashmebadoor, the further mud was slung by the presence of Ashok Chavan in the party. Press reporters had been hording up and demanding answers if Mr. Chavan ever had dreams on staying in Adarsh society flat to which the reply of the sacked minister was: " Yes! why not? It was yesterday only that I dreamed that court has issued a judgement in my favor. And since I had a firm belief now that my dream would come true because once in my college I had a secret crush on Madhuri, and see today she is here."

Madhuri, when asked what she thinks of 2G scandal and Commonwealth loot, she said she didn't know much about that. When Faking News had to refer a calculator to point the number of zeroes in the loot money, Madhuri was dumbstruck and the image of zeroes in her eyes transfered from calculator's flash made her dizzy. When she regained her senses, she still had remnants of that image in her eyes.

When asked what she thinks of Rahul Gandhi, she was reluctant to speak indicating to a sad faced man standing nine feet away who had airs of a politician, and would mind if she says anything untoward. But, we must admit we were about to laugh because the man was Sharad Pawar and told Madhuri, to explain her morose mood, that the poor guy had been slapped and, by the way, he was not from BJP. Madhuri was appalled to know the price of onion and daal, when we explained her the reason why Mr. Pawar was slapped. She immediately ordered Dr. Nene to buy more of pasta and less of onion for the week.

It was then when we came to know of her reluctance to prolong her stay because on being asked where would she buy her house in Bom...err..Mumbai, that she, taking some paper from 'choli ke peeche se' said: "this is my U.S passport. What does it say? It says I am a tourist here, so please mind your questions" and then she walked away from us. Speculation are that she had a small fight with her doctor husband last night, and urged him to move back to U.S since "India has changed".