Faking News office at 420 Fakeland, Fakeerpur looted by 'Ram Sene'

It was a tragic incident when a dozen workers of dedicated Ram Sena, in their fuming movies attacked the Faking News office yesterday. The office was located at 14th floor at Fakeland building in Fakeerpur.

The security cameras at the entrance of the building showed them moving into the premises. They were shown carrying the guns and pistols, which are allegedly from the Chinese stock that was discarded and about which Faking News had diligently reported. The man leading the group has been identified as Adnani, who had annointed his miniscule forehead with a large vermilion banana-shaped mark. Though we are in deep pain, yet to press the giggles is getting uncontrollable, because he was really very funny. The ten seconds visage could have easily generated the gags worth five Rascals.

When the group found that the life was unoperational, their anger seethed and in a frenzy, they began to climb the stairs. Before that, they used illicit words like MC and BC in frustration which despite the poor quality of the camera, are easily audible. They, the dozen as one Ram force, were climbing quickly to burn the Ravan of a Faking News. 

After fifteen minutes of ascent, when they could not find the office, they were uncontrollably bursting. On the fourteenth floor, they had spread everywhere and checked for even the loos but the plank of number '420' was nowhere to be seen. Purportedly, there ensued an infight and the informer Chindi was beaten by his own gang black and blue. Chindi, being a erotic soul, was aware of the handling of girls at the hands of such Sene-esque organizations. He had come up with his malafide intentions but there was no breathing soul apart from the regularly maddening gang members.

The trecherous gang, when they could not find the office stood in a line to attend ..what? -their natural call. In the frenzy, nobody had cared to defecate in the morning in their respective houses and nobody had ever seen such sanitation in any loos as was available with 14th floor loos. There was an appreciation of their orderliness when they stood in line with the only exception that Adnani, being senior and senile, was shown the courtesy to be the first defecator. 

After that, they retreated and made the spurious claim: "Faking News has been destroyed. The blasphemy has been won over. Jai Shree Ram. Sare bolo ab...Jai Shree Ram."

In the goof-up, they could not even realize that the journalists they were conveying to were from the very Faking News they were pressing to have destroyed. We could only presume that they were unable, in their illiterate capacity, to successfully expand the initials "FK" which was shining on the mikes. Not to provide any doubt and also to divert the laughter, the journalist, too, shouted "Jai shree Ram".