India, soon to start its chain of overseas wins, too.

So far, The Team India has been tainted as 'Lion-at-Land', a title which it has blissfully accepted. Though there have been certain intentions of skipper Mahender Singh Dhoni to shed off this title a couple of times when India had neared itself to an overseas series-win, the things could not be wrapped up. But cheers guys! Not anymore.

When Dr. Mohammad Ghazni, the psychiatrist of lustrous Indian team was accosted by the Faking News journalists outside his lab, he was exaggeratedly jubilant. His hairs had stood up at ends and he was dribbling at mouth. It appeared to us, as if , he had treated himself in some bout of a 'trip'. But we are not ashamed to confess that we were in the wrong.

Dr. Ghazni has finally found the reason of the matches wasted overseas and it, as he himself said in shame, was all with their psyche. "Yes!," he began the explanation, " the boys have felt Indians when in India and Aliens when elsewhere. Oh my god! Poor me, how simple was the logic and I missed it." 

But before we could ridicule him to have gone mad with poor performance of the team and were about to pass it on to Inida-Tv to push down the gullet of every cricket lover, Ghazni interrupted us, almost pulling the collar of journalist Ghamkhar. Dr. Ghazni then explained his therapy to us and it made good sense.

Dr. Ghazni said "See, I know the only vibe that would have helped them to strive for an overseas win was to feel Indians outside. That is to say, it is going to be possible soon." And then Dr.Ghazni finally enlightened us, saying "Everybody is going to foreign lands. Australia, Newzealand, England, Africa-- Indians are swarming everywhere. with Punjabis and Gujaratis leading the support base, and with their first generational Maasis, Chaachis and Taayis already deep-rooted in foreign lands, we can easily see that phenomena happening. And with their fetish to provide attendance at the cricketing grounds, they would generate that much needed psychosis: 'India, away from India'. Samjhe" He ended with a Hurrahh..which looked like a Punjabi 'Burraahh'.

Thus, if everything goes as per the psychiatrist, not only the Team India would be the cricketing-glitter forever, but also, the Indianization of the world would begin like a jungle fire. Punjabis and Gujaratis, are easily expected to enhance their existing piles to show their national inclinations. The only hitch would be that the age-long, trusted and fairy-tale excuse of every captain-cap so far would be busted in which they had put all the onus the bounce and odd-behaving pitches of Overseas.