" The 2G accused have formed a mini-cartel to rope in Sunny Deol to fight their case in the court"

When the things were not going the way the 2G accused (Raja, Kanimozhi, Usman Balwa, Siddharatha Behura and others) had wished them to go on behalf of their stashed monies, they have to shift slightly the employment of their resources.

It is now alleged that instead of wasting crores on bringing in lawyers and lawyers and seeking for every possible intellectual advice, the wise accused, in a secret meeting, have decided on a unique strategy. "Yes! Only the lacs will do instead of crores", was the statement of Raja when he was suddenly shaken in his sleep during the proceedings of the court. This sudden outburst flared up new excitement among the lawyers, judges and media alike and attempts were made to go at the root of such an outburst.

Since the diligent Indian media, including Faking News, has a bent to sniff out 'kali daal' where it brews, it took us not long to explore the whole truth. What appalled us was the fact that none other than Sunny Deol ( Puttar-e-Punjab) has been roped in to fight the case of all the accused.

What is speculated is the role of Rajiv Shukla who has some connections rooted in Bollywood, in devising this new strategy. When we laid some thought it was clear to us. The man got the idea form Salakhein in which the brawny deol had shaken the Judiciary by grabbing the neck of a illicit lawyer in court itself. So, instead of legal acumen, some '40-inch daula and 2.5kg-hath' power will do the rounds to scare the judge.

The Deol chap has got the credibility, too. He has always fought for a good cause. Daamini, Sallakhein, Zor etc are seen by lawyers, judges, media alike and that adds to the point that a significant shift is largely expected in the next course of law in 2G scandal.

"Shehjad Rafique who is the director of Salakhein is looked for so as to recall the dialogues and other muscle-effects which are necessary to provide some boost to the otherwise sagging Deol", explained a source who didn't want to be named. "Somebody hinted at Bobby Deol to play the role in absence of big brother; but whoever suggested was beaten to stick-and-stone to have suggested an air of idea." When we tried to prod the source as who beat that man, he skipped in his car but Raja himself was seen to tie some bandages around knuckles and elbows and knees, too. 

The rest would be largely dependent on Sunny Deol if he accepts the offer. Judges, who are to preside have been sent the DVDs of Salakhein and other brutalities of Sunny Deol. So much has been already taken care of and only the fingers are left to be crossed.