When Faking News contacted Vinod Sharma, father to Manu, he looked perturbed by it and said, "Well! I don't know how to react. He is 'garam punjabi khoon' and that is what I worry about. I have to locate all the revolvers in the house otherwise he may repeat a similar feat at wedding."
Father's endearing concerns appear genuine to us. Manu had murdered poor Jessica when she refused to serve him drinks. At the hint of a parole, the hotel where the wedding is scheduled, the women staff have been granted 'parole' and asked to not cater to anybody in case they accost Manu Sharma. Even the male bartenders were observing cold-feet, but they were convinced that Manu won't shoot until he is incessantly supplied by liquor. Once he is down and tipsy, barring one bartender to cover for an emergency revival of Manu, others would continue with their normal catering.
When we explained Vinod Sharma what if his son had learnt other ways to murder bartenders since his cell had proximity to criminals who could even kill with their nails, the father was agonized. 'What do you expect of me? Should I then hide every nail, pin, knife, broken-glass etc to avoid a mishap? I have talked to him and says he would keep his own bottle at the wedding and there is thus no need to worry. Now Happy?"
The bride-to-be has given clear sketches of Manu Sharma and warned them not to go near a 'match' in case they don't want to spoil fun. Being a responsible groom, Manu's brother, too, had given instructions to his friends and cousins to keep an eye over Manu. He was chilled to bone when we told him that in case anything happens, he would never have a safe environs in his personal life as 'Tehelka' would always have a microphone embedded somewhere to cleverly record his statements in their pursuit of establishment 'nothing but the truth.'
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