"Anna Hazare approached by Kingfisher to influence government for the bail-out"

Vijay Mallya is a man that goes in his feisty style to do what is often unexpected. The eve of Friday showed the Beer baron travelling to Ralegaon Siddhi, which happens to be the hometown of anti-graft crusader, Anna Hazare.

What transpired in the cottage house between the two was later transpired by Team Mallya and Faking News were told of the reasons why Vijay Mallya visited the pious man. 'He can do what Government thinks can not be done. He can be the Sarkar himself when Sarkar itself ceases to be. Jai India. Jai Anna.'

While we were categorically told that Anna has decided to lobby for Vijay Mallya provided that he be given a free air-ticket to the Ram Leela Maidan from where he is expected to replicate his incredible feat. Vijay Mallya, when he came out of Anna's house with a cartel of Kingfisher Beer in tow, said "The man is a real Sadhu Sant or whatever. I would have wondered if there is even one man who would reject the offer of incessant beer but Anna ji is a great soul.'

When asked if he really feel the Government would hoop down this time again, Mallya-his hands at bottle opener,- said,"Where were you last time when he pulled that feat? Didn't you see how the man does that? He has caught the nerve of UPA. The half of urchin population may die of hunger but Hazare ji ...no no..the Government has to bow. Amma shodo yar! Lets have some beer."

Mallya, a big heart despite the need of the hour to remain austere, distributed the beer bottles to all the drunkards of Ralegaon Siddhi. 'He is a genius. He knows where to use his resources. The drunkards will pile around Anna ji's house to encourage him to move to his protest front as soon as possile. Mallya ji has promised the town a grand party if Anna can pull out the moolah for the bail-out. By that time, the extra plump of Kingfisher's models and air-hostesses, too, would starve away. The chances are that, when someone would be sent from the Government to terminate the fast, Mallyaji may seek it as a nationalistic opportunity to announce for the betrothal of Deepika and Sidharth. One stone and many preys! That is Mallya for you", expounded the personal secretary of Vijay Mallya.

We were handled half a dozen beer bottles and were asked to promote the issue to the hilt. "OO LA La LA La Ulley lo..Jaldi do ,Paisa Do"- is bound to be the plea-in-lyric in the protest.