Friday 18 November 2011

Obama asks Manmohan to teach him how to don a turban.

When the diplomats from Obama administration met with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in Bali, there was an air of familiarity that was never seen by either's media and PR teams. It was clear that meeting quite often has introduced an enviable camaraderie between the two echelons of world politics.

Here was what the greeting reaction of the two were:
Barrack Obama: "Yo yo Singh. You are the king. Nothing but the king. A jolly Sardar, in a corrupt Sarkar, a man of Shishtachar, but what is Brishtachar?" 

Manmohan Singh, who was plunging towards Obama, in small slight 'balle-balle' steps of Bhangra (almost forcing his middle finger into Obama's eye) caroling " Aahu! AAhu! Aahu!. Ho Obama mere yaar, kyu baateing kare bekaar, eh rola-rappa to ik palda, Sara India aise hi chalda"

The Obama smirked not to have understood the carol but is expected to be told by Chatwal family once he is back in USA. It is reported that nothing much of any importance was discussed and both were, in fact, discussing their personal lives to each other. Obama complained of Mitchell's rising expenses to look white while Manmohanji shared his grief of Gursharan Kaur's scowls of listening more to an Italian lady than his very own Punjaban."

After their meet, both had a game of cards in which Manmohan Singh, a man of numbers as he has always been, defeated Obama in all three games of Rummy. The other diplomats looked humiliated to know Obama's defeat and vowed to teach Obama some tricks. The diplomats felt that only if Obama knew how play this odd game, the recession could have been controlled somehow. The official drafting of the meeting, when later obtained by Faking News through clever sources, transpired that Obama had asked Singh to teach him how to don the turban, how to lip-synch "Aahu! Aahu! Aahu!" and also, the advantages and disadvantages of staying silent in a democracy.

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