" Indian Parliament's auditorium to be face lifted into an amusement park"

Indian Parliament is going to be given a face lift soon, a decision announced by Parliamentary Affairs minister Pawan Bansal, was said to be unanimously accepted by the House.

The winter session has been hijacked by the protests from the opposition and the speaker had expressed clearly that the session can't continue without any breakthrough. When the money being spent each day was mulled it amounted to 2 crores and thus, it was decided to better employ that money into something productive.

When Lalu Yadav and Ramvilas Paswan were seen playing cards in one corner, the idea popped into a Samajwadi party worker's mind to renovate the House with the look of a park. Soon, the creative Kabil Sibal came up with a rough blueprint of the auditorium and what followed was planning among gaffes.

It was proposed that Navjot Singh Sidhu would be the usher at the door who would introduce airs of joviality through his phrases and Gurushala. The corner to the left of the entrance, where Lalu and Paswan sat, would be given a shed where the buffaloes and sheep can be herded. If Renuka Chaudhari is willing to draw milk then it owuld be fine or some arrangement would be made so that the MPs are given theri fair share of tea/ coffee. 

Mayawati's statue would be the main attraction, as per the blueprint. The statue would hold a ticket for the ones willing to see and the money raised would go to but sandals and attires of real Maya. 

Mr.Sharad Pawar would be given a small area to plough so that he may better understand the plight of the farmer. Irrigation minister would be asked to maintain the stall so that no intruders are allowed who may imitate sunny Deol in slapping minsiters.

The corner opposite to Lalu's shed would hold a shack where, it is purported, Rahul Gandhi would have a feel of a poor's house. Soniaji is expected to be in-charge of this stall.

A large mirror would be tilted to a side of this shack where Manmohanji is expected to don his turban. Soniaji may instruct him even in his folds.

A polling booth would be erected somewhere where a member from DMK would be asked to charge for calling. 

The option of setting up of park was then accepted by a House Vote and only P. Chidambaram objected to it since he wishes to put a point that one person really doesn't matter when all the ministers are like minded.