"Rakhi Sawant to have gone nude if Gadafi wasn't killed"

The disclosure came from Rakhi herself, when she was about to put a large red cherry into her gargantuan gate of lips, while shooting for a lipstick ad.

Rakhi said, " I was reading English newspapers over the last few days to be in a better position to speak a morsel of the mystery-language when I noticed a consistent trend in the news bars. A man with a bad face appeared regularly and there would be a word 'Gafadi' written to support the pic.''

 

FK journalist didn't corrected her 'Gafadi' for 'Gadafi' but let her open her gates. She explained how she felt terrible when I saw the person by the same face killed; the reportage was being shown on the television. When 'Gafadi' popped up, I knew what it laid in store. I thought of a stunt and that was that."

Outspoken and truthful, she knows that the readers would fall for anything. After concluding her plan to us, she began smiling as if expressing the intrigue involved in her plan. The craters of lips vibrating madly, only to have the make-up boy coming in the picture with a grunt "Madam, we have sacrificed two cartridges of lipsticks for your lips' expanse. Please keep the laughter to yourself till the shoot if okayed." She closed her gates displaying her work ethics.

When she had gone, the director of the shoot took some time to vent his own anger at her and spoke "She thinks herself as a queen. With a face so bitched-up and the tantrums so BC-inviting, she still thinks that bachas had smutty dreams since those words of 'going nude' poured out of her China-mouth. I am ordered to focus less on her lips and more on something else-you know where--and that would be enough."

He left with his words of wisdom. The team of Faking News suddenly was happiest  ever to have seen with our own eyes, the videos of Gadafi's murder and heaved a sigh.