Thursday 5 January 2012

"Tihar Jail finally got its first Flash Crowd"

Tihar, Delhi: The beaming jailer of Tihar jail today announced that that to keep in pace with other institutions, Tihar jail has decided to go for its very own 'flash mob'.

In a press release, jailer Dinanath Chauhan, cut it out to the press of how the flash mob would be organized. 'See, the arrangements for the necessary infrastructure has been given a a responsibility to-- you guessed it right--- Suresh Kalmadi.'

When cross-questioned over the skill of Mr.Suresh to price even normal toilet-wraps at unhealthily high prices, Dinanath responded," But there are enough checks and balances to that. He is paired with Raja who has the counter-skill to keep the prices as low as possible. In the end, it would even out, you would see. In this matter, we bet Raja would be the baap and we can even have prices as low as 0.'

He grinned when asked who would begin the dance, 'Why? Lalit Bhanot is our choreographer. He is a good learner and we have allowed him to watch some Mithunda's movies to gather some groovy steps. Earlier, we decided to hand him Madhuri's CDs but then we switched to Mithun as we have more of male frauds."

Apart from assisting Kalmadi in preparations, Mr. Raja will perform additional task of setting up 2G featured videography for the Flash Crowd. 'No, he was debarred to consult Chidambaram over the task and has to rely on his own competence.''

The chief guest is yet to be decided though Dinanath gave a strong hint that it could be Kanimozhi. The inmates have been missing her badly. All have been in consensus as they feel that it would be a kya-baat-hai moment if the flash begins with a thumka rather than the jolly vibrations of Bhanot's potbelly. 

The song could be Kolaveri.D. It hasn't been finalized yet. 'Sadda Haq' was discarded as the inmates get emotional because they only see 'bail' as their genuine haq (right).  Also, Rehman's tracks are generally pacy and we have many oldies here and can't dance their arthritis to the tunes of Rehmna, informed Dinanath Chauhan.

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