CAG has chosen Kabil Sibbal to lead a five member team to travel back in time to convince Mayans that they had been wrong in their calculations to predict an end to the world. Kabil Sibbal has been asked to reduce his weight by 65 kgs so as to not only be fit but also to fit-in the time-machine with other four travelers.
It was Sheeta Shrimati, a CAG employee who in her free time worked out the calculations available from the 5000 years olf Mayan calender civilization that she noticed a loophole. She immediately informed her seniors (those who had worked in A.Raja's case) and they realized that Sheetal was right.
In a press meet, Sibbal explained, 'Mayans had exaggerated the number of years. The fools didn't use the proper formulas to calculate the timing of end of the world. The equation they had formed had many complex solutions and since the complex numbers were yet to be developed, it is obvious they had come up with wrong answer to the equation. So according to CAG's calculations, the world should have ended on the day Raja was born. But that didn't happen. So Mayans were wrong.'
John Algorithm, a famous mathematician has refuted Sibbal's claim. According to John, even CAG's calculations are wrong. He says that as per Mayan calender's true reading, the world would end the day when either Lokpal Bill is passed or the other solution would be the day India would rid off from corruption.
When FN raised John's concerns with Sibbal, he had a grin on his face and said, ''John Algorithm's brain size has gone to zero.''
While Kiran Bedi said that John may be right but still Kabil would not be wrong. Because there would be no such day when Lokpal is passed. And to calculate about the day when India is corruption free, well for that even the Kapil Sibbal of Mayan Civilization has to travel back in their time.
Last we heard was that the Time Machine had been ready but Rahul Gandhi has taken it in the near future to see if he would be the next Prime Minister.
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