Thursday 5 January 2012

"Sachin could not complete ton because of Parliament ruckus"

Melbourne: While the people of India had been waiting on the occasion of double whammy of Lokpal on one side and Tendulker's ton on other, nobody would have thought that both these occasions would so interweave into each other.
Sachin, as a responsible citizen had always been extremely curious about the Lokpal bil. Whenever he would go for overseas tours, he had always had a radio device with him to listen upon the Lokpal dissertation. In the Boxing test, too, he had gone with earphones announcing the live coverage of proceedings of Parliament via the Aircel Mobile he had borrowed from Mahendra Dhoni.

Sachin had started to play good in the beginning. During the course of Sushma Swaraj's discourse, he had hope that such a 'shudh hindi discourse' would bow down government. In the optimism, he had played jubilant shots and advanced towards imminent history quickly.

Later Sachin confessed to Faking News that maximum help had been provided by the honorable speaker Meera Kumar, when her frequent 'Bhaith Jaayiye' helped him avoid the deadly bouncers from Siddle. When his nostrils would flare at Siddle monster, thousand miles away, Meera would calm him: 'Shaant rahiye, kyu behekte hai.'

His personal agony-model (Kabil Sibbal) when was asked to speak was when Sachin couldn't control his nerves. He began hitting everything that Pattinsom offered as he had began to see him as Sibbal. Only the zero-shaped mole was missing.

At every moment when BJP objected that bill could not pass, Sachin was seemed struggling. Since an adamant Anna Hazare supporter, when Lalu Prasad passed a trite remark about him, Sachin, the emotional soul, got really miffed at. Though, he didn't blame but Faking News thought that it was the movement when Siddle got better of the master. We can only hope that if the news are out in Bihar, people won't allow Lalu to come in power until Sachin's ton of tons is achieved.

Later there were also the rumors in the pavilion, that since Sachin was using Dhoni's phone, Sakshi might have called up. Sachin, now a middle aged suave man, might have stumped at the cheesy flickers these modern day girls use on the moment their male-counterparts pick the phone.  


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