When the Lokpal bill was defeated shamefacedly in the Parliament, Kabil Sibbal and convoy came up with this excellent idea. 'See, everybody and everything is corrupt' explained Sibbal, 'why don't give it a try and see if we can un-corrupt ourselves. Ek koshsh to karlo.'
A Standing Committee has been organized to meet the unprecedented needs of such a variant geography. Pakistan would hang like a fool's hanging-garden and guess what, the Tamils (LTTE) would beat the religious shit out of their asses. The Keralites would shout slogans and would use so much 'Elaiya..akkad ..makkad..In Naal' that would discord the madrassas altogether.
On the other side, China would be doomed. With no protection of Himalayas, they would be vulnerable and America would come for the chinkanjees. The mighty dragon hand may grip Nepal and Tibet but it would be the 'chinka' strength of our own 'Seven-sisters' states to pull them along. The Communits of Kolkata would go far which would be equalized by communists of Kerala coming near to China.
Punjab would get its free access to the oceans and a Shipbuilding process would be initiated by corrupt Badals which would send the people off to the shores of Kaneda, Amrika. Biharis would have the extra option to swim and work in Myanmar if not Mumbai.
It was unclear as what would draw such a massive muscle force to allow such a mega change. Dara Singh has increased his daily diet of Makhan Lassi, Khali could use his 'Vise grip' to turn the nation. Also, Sharad Pawar said that so far they have seen the activities of God only at cricket and not at geography. So there are multiple options available.
Sri Lanka would be given the option to choose between staying close to Kashmir and face deserted Paki militants or to float along and take Pakis, ISI, Chinkanjees, LTTE, Gorillas head-to-head. Unfortunately they would be doomed and had pleaded with India to give a space in the arm-pit under Gujarat.
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