Monday 12 December 2011

" After bail, Kanimozhi says she finds her life as 'changed changed' "

After months of dithering from Supreme Court, finally, Kanimozhi took a sigh of relief when she was granted bail by the court. In her joy, Mrs. Kanimozhi was scampering to her hometown where a grand party had been organized by her father, Karunanidhi.

Though Mrs. Karunanidhi didn't discuss anything with the reporters after her release, she had promised to Faking News that we would be the first who she would give interview to. And she did call us in the evening.

"I told you I would call you first," she said, while we were fixing cameras in her garden, "I have never lied and never took any bribe". Sachchi, for a moment, we thought we were convinced.

We asked her our pet ice-breaker of a question: 'So Kaniji, how do you feel spending months in jail? How do you feel?'
She was in her comfortable airs and replied smilingly, 'Ohh! It is like, you know, something changed changed as they say in Hindi movies. I feel at home.'

She told us how she has been a changed person herself. 'After months of seeing those culprits in prison, I was tired. Some youngsters, having no idea of who I  was, even hit on me a couple of times. It was only after I throw abuses one day when they realized I was from somewhere South and left me spare after that.'

When asked, what new she noticed after release, Kanimozhi said that her channel had suffered loses, Papa had been tired of his innumerous rounds of Delhi and of course, that we mediawalas have got new stylish cameras. Though, we noticed, she didn't comment anything about our phones and phone networks. But when we prodded  her she just said, "The matter is still sub judice" and showed us--or what we felt-- a teasing anghutha (thumb).

She also openly told us about her new offers from Tamil Movies. She is a star now and mere her name would pull audience to the theatres. Also, she shyly said, there is one offer from Bollywood as Madhur Bhandarkar had confirmed her dates (when she is possibly not back in Court)- the movie is Jail-2, and the story, too, could be written by Kani herself. She is known to have accepted the offer only if the villain in the film is Subramanium Swamy.

When asked would she be accepted as a heroin, she was quick to reply, ' Type my name in Google bar, and observe what the second option that unfolds. It says "Kanimozhi hot" and you still have doubts?' We verified and she, again, was speeking nothing but the truth.

Then she answered a couple of questions more and got up. We asked where she was going and she, shamelessly blurted, 'Papa just called. There is one meeting with some guys who want to buy some spectrum of 4G.' She shooed away and what we felt was a thundering silence in the room.

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