"123 new weasel words and novel F Bombs discovered by Indians after Kabil Sibbal's comments"

Within minutes of Kabil Sibbal's comments to pre-screen the comments on Facebook, Indian Online Engines churned out such a blast of F-words, sleaze poems and point-blank weasel content, that left even the Facebook astounded.

Reacting to Sibbal's content, a sudden surge among the Internet Users were observed. People, as the reports suggest, reacted according to their distinctive pedigree.

While the flag bearers of Free Speech deliberately used words like "In your face", " Sibbal Teri M** K* C***" , "***tia " and challenged the minister to come after them if he had the nuts, the reaction of youngsters especially from Engineering Colleges was innovatively different. The attempts are underway to mix the cuss words so that Facebook may never know what to remove. Like the ending 'e' from 'Parachute' was cut, replacing 'o' by 'u' in London.

Mrighal, an IIT-ian, designed a bug which would automatically place the initials of Kapil Sibbal, after every F-word used at online forum. "It is my anger against the encroachment", he wrote, "who the F*** K.S is he to ask me what not to write" and illustrated one example, too.

There was fear among the bloggers who always stuck to normal parlance staying away from swear words. They realized if they didn't use the prohibited words, then they may never know who did they look like while using them. Anytime the ban may be imposed. Thus, many journalists, content writers and bloggers started to throw deliberate F-bombs, C-bombs and M-missiles which, due to their little usage over the years, were sluggish. 

A common trend noticeable was that most of the new discovered words were being tested first with the subject name of Kabil Sibbal himself. It was laughable. The poor minister was last found to be lambasted 53million times on a solo basis, while 12million comments extended to involve maa-bhehen too.

Facebook, responding to the flurry came out with a solution after watching the shocking response of netizens, and explained the honorable minister that the objectionable content would be one fourth from now, if they they debar 'just his name' from being used. When it was explained to Sibbal what had the audience done to his name, he took out his Blackberry only to flush red as some Visual Design unemployed had sent him his nude pic in bathroom, which is allegedly thought to be morphed.