Sachin to replace Shahrukh in his next flick Ra.One

The man has done it. There is no match with Shahrukh when it comes to garner publicity for his movie. Shahrukh has decided to totally recuse himself of any participation in the much hyped movie Ra.One.

FDTV was specially summoned at the event for the announcement and since there was a much-hyped buzz in the media circles about the disclosure of something much-hyped byte related to his upcoming movie, we decided not to miss the much-hypeness.

And when the news were revealed, even we felt a few shudders in our bodies. The man has employed the much-hyped 3-D technologist from China-land known as ChoonChan, to do a make-over of his own face to resemble the demi-god Sachin Tendulkar. Shahrukh appeared to be very excited after watching his heaps of money to generate the results he had desired, though confessing that the groovy lines and loose skin was posing some problems for ChoonChan at the beginning to be replaced with taut Sachin pseudo-skin, but ChoonChan turned out to be real tech-genious.

"Now," explained the hyped-Khan, "you would see Sachin in the lead role. Isn't that great." When asked about his decision as to what made him do such changes, he grinned and happily boasted that Sachin has more fan following than anybody in India and to watch him in a new avatar, people would tore their spouses to see the movie. 

When FDTV reflected his decision, we appeared to gradually be convinced about that. ChoonChan cost Shahrukh just 25 crores, and given that Sachin will lead the movie, even if fifty percent of his billion fans turned out in the theatres and spend, on an average, fifty bucks on one ticket, the profits would be difficult to fit the limited banks. Just to prick the elegant Khan, when FDTV  asked Shahrukh what would be the next replacement after having used this 'fake-Sachin' option, he was quick to draw a nip from his sense of humor "Have you heard of something called 'Dhoni' " and we knew there were no end of options for the intelligent Khan.

When we tried to contact with Sachin Tendulkar, he was not available but his wife Anjali and two children seemed to be excited about the option. Bright-eyed Anjali didn't fail to remark "I have been telling him that he was a born God, and Gods can do anything." FDTV congratulated them, heavily, when they served us sumptuous dishes to eat